Funny Stuff: The Moves A Shy Guy Pulls Around Hot Girls


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    Hot girls can be difficult to be around even for confident guys. Shy guys have an especially difficult time and often resort to awkward and weird behavior. Here is a list of some of the strangest things a shy guy tends to do around hot girls.

    The hand in pocket move

    The “hand in the pocket move” usually accompanied by casual often non-nonsensical banter. Often the girl is left keeping the conversation going until mind numbing silence prevails. This move can be so intense that the shy guy is sometimes left with holes in his pocket especially when things don’t necessarily goes his way. Apparently, the subconscious mind believes that the hands in the pocket means that the situation can be avoided.

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    The awkward head scratch

    Very popular during nerve wrecking situations like when the shy guy is asked about something that he is not quite sure about. Conversely it could mean that he received a negative appraisal from his girl crush. This leaves the guy often very embarrassed hence the classic awkward “head scratch” signifying this. Research into the matter suggests that some people may be prone to itchy scalps when they suffer from anxiety hence the scratching but in other cases it has just become a norm to signify embarrassment.

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    The mile away stare

    Women like to be admired but not in a creepy way. With a shy guy, the “mile away stare” is a common occurrence. He catches site of a cute girl however his inhibitions prevent him from doing anything about it. So in essence all it manages to accomplish is making the girl feel uncomfortable and leaving.

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    Compulsive Laughter

    When people get nervous, it is a proven fact that they tend to laugh uncontrollably. This is precisely what tends to happen with a shy guy. Apparently the laughter tends to build resilience in a potentially threatening situation – in this case, approaching a hot girl. Compulsive laughter results in uncontrollable giggling over everything. Including things that were not supposed to be considered funny. The end result is that the girl is often left insulted and the shy guy is seen as lacking sensitivity and emotion.

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